i am first and foremost a handprint truther. dean still has castiel’s handprint seared into his shoulder and they are both so incredibly—embarrassingly—horny about it
this is actually the funniest option so i am choosing to accept it as gospel. it’s the real reason dean is so adamant about going to the beach. he wants the hand print back and he wants it back NOW
Warner Bros was really like: we can make God bisexual. We can make Misha Collins bisexual. But we will never, EVER, allow Dean Winchester to be one. Lmaooooo